I humbly submit for your consideration a new texting acronym: NCPICW (Not a Category of Problems I’m Concerned With); typically used as a sarcastic, grossly understated indication of a lack of sympathy for a matter brought up by one of the parties to a conversation.
Sample usage:
Party 1: Dude, we should so go protest Joe Paterno’s firing.
Party 2: NCPICW.
Party 1: Oh.